it is negative 1 degree Fahrenheit outside and i still have to go to school I am sO done with Pennsylvania
Yo santa clause u lookin kinda cute. No ho ho homo
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
it’s like a ballet
its finally seasonably appropriate to shove this up my ass
the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
THE SURPRISE BITCH JOKES ARE LITERALLY MY FAVORITE JOKES EVER KEEP EM COMIN
when you throw a surprise birthday party for your friend
Baby going through tunnel
probably thought his entire existence ended
nerdy moment: babies at that age don’t have object permanence. if the object cannot be seen, it does not exist. image how freaked the fuck out you would be if suddenly everything went black - effectively ceasing to exist. the baby’s entire world vanished then came back.
so yeah. he probably did think his entire existence ended.
N: everybody knows who harry styles is, so he gonna win something - x